Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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