physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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