Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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