I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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