Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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