let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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