Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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