At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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