You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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