Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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