i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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