scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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