I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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