Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just blew my weed a kiss
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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