So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
