did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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