why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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