I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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