so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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