I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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