I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Randomize
