I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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