yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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