I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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