I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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