What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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