is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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