I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was like eating out sand paper
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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