rhymes with "ouble enetration"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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