Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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