That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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