I'm drive I can fine osifer
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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