he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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