My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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