Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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