I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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