Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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