we have pet lesbian snakes
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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