Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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