He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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