she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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