Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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