I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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