No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You are the jesus of drinking
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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