paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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