my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
