One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
