brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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