I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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