I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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