You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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