I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
