Porn is love you can see.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ketchup is God's man juice
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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