your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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